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Don't mess with my lobster!

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Hey, as you can see I drew a lobster. It's took, like a hour and a half. It was pretty fun, so I'm gonna draw more. Not necessarily lobsters...but...ya know. I made a section for them in my portfolio, which is on the content menu...but...I'm hoping to add more cause I only have one. I'd also like to write some articles. I want to do something original though. THERE ARE SO MANY "HOW TO GET HITS" ARTICLES!!! I need something original. And I want to pick a topic I know a lot about. Which is hard because I don't know a lot about anything. I'd ask for advice but that would kinda suck the originality out of the whole thing wouldn't it? confused Oh well.

My dog is loosing his mind. He's like 15, which in dog years is...like...95. He's almost blind a almost deaf. He's wines a lot, and falls over a lot. He's not in pain or anything, he's not ready to be put down. But I think his cheese has slipped off his cracker. I was walking him the other day. He walked head first into a telephone pole. I don't know, sometimes I wonder what he's thinking about. I was eating potatoes chips, he was starring a me, and I swear his look just said: "Ya, you with the thumbs, just open the chip bag..." maybe its my cheese that's falling off the cracker? Any way, I made some new textures...so I hope you like them. Peace and love. Jordan.

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Posted on 28 Aug 2008 by Jordan

Pig Chases and Car Races

Hi, well, I've been at band camp, for the last week (why I haven't blogged or been around much) So on Saturday we (my friend Hailey and I, and the rest of the band) had a concert. Band camp was really easy for Hailey and I, cause we're not quite Beginners, but not quite at the intermediate level. So we stuck with the beginners! haha The concert was fun, I had a blast. So ya, I play trumpet and had a lot of fun. Whoo tongue

After the concert we went to the beach, then to the races. THE RACES SUCKED! grumpy 3 hours of extremely loud cars making left turns! Can you picture it? And I know your thinking about how spectacular the crashes must of been, 3 words: 1. It 2. Ain't 3. Nascar. The place smelled like cigarettes and exhaust. Eew.

On Sunday we when to the plowing match. Some rides, food, and cows. Ahh...nothing like a good old fashioned farm like event wink the pig chases, were HILarious . I was pretty fun. For the rest of the week I have a party with some friends and multipliable baby sitting jobs planned. Next week school starts, I am so pumped!

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Posted on 25 Aug 2008 by Jordan
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Named Jordan. Born in May16, 95, making me 13. Livin' it up in a small fishing village in Atlantic Canada. Can count to twenty without using my toes. Enjoys swim team, web design, music, food, dogs, juinor high, and art. Don't like? Allergies, meanies, and most other things

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